For everyone, and theys who treat tomorrow like it’s a personality trait.
This tote doesn’t judge — it enables.
Whether you’re dodging deadlines, avoiding inboxes, or simply honoring the sacred art of doing nothing, this meme-forward bag is the ultimate wearable excuse. It’s not lazy, it’s lifestyle. ✨
Printed with 4 iconic panels of a lazy legend mid-nap, it’s basically a soft-spoken “no thanks” to hustle culture — now in polyester.
✨ Features
🌀 100% spun polyester – lightweight, durable, and dries faster than your ambition
📦 Boxed corners – fits snacks, half-finished to-do lists, and that novel you swear you’ll read
🖐️ Reinforced black handles – strong enough to carry emotional baggage and iced coffee
🎨 4 handle color options to coordinate with your avoidance energy
📏 2 sizes available: regular tote or the “maybe I’ll work from a café” size
🧼 Care Instructions
🧽 Spot clean only – remove your stuff and wipe gently with warm, soapy water
🚫 Machine wash? Girl no. This tote matches your energy, not your laundry schedule
💌 Great For
🛋️ Professional procrastinators & Monday avoiders
🎁 The friend who has plans… to cancel them
🎨 Students, artists, and chaotic neutrals
📚 Anyone who sees "resting" as a core value
